He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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