I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
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