I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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