omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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