So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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