So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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