I think scott just propositioned me for sex
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize