He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
im calling her cock vulture from now on
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Your cock deserves a montage
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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