Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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