i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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