have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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