i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I have grass duct taped all over my body
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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