do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize