how can u be prego again
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Randomize
