I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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