Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
