1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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