I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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