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you win
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Someone signed my nipple.
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