that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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