so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
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