Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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