I like to think it a success when the cops are called
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
God, I missed his penis.
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