420 ftw
I accidentally had phone sex last night
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
Randomize
