woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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