YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
party gras won. party gras always wins.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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