why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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