lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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