found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
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