We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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