How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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