I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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