Sponge bath it is.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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