Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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