I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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