Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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