At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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