How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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