I love black thongs
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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