vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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