My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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