if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
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