Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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