hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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