Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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