I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
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