just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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