i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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