this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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