We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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