How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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