He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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