I've blown a few things in my day
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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